Austin Knight Funnies

The missus wants a divorce. She’s not happy that I have a fetish about groping different types of pasta and she has left me.  I must admit that I’m feeling cannelloni at the moment….   I knew last week that she wasn’t happy with me. I staggered home bladdered last… Continue reading

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Gossip Hoover May 2016

May Gossip Hoover Here are the May morsels of meaningless tittle-tattle from the mystery writer, who hoovers up all the show business gossip from the UK scene. Enjoy! The recent Blackpool Clubland command show came and went unnoticed yet again by the wider UK show business fraternity. For reasons best… Continue reading

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Austin Knight – May 2016

Austin Knight

Please don’t dislike me because I’m handsome and and multi-talented. Dislike me because I’m an inveterate liar. I joined ‘Liars Anonymous’ last Tuesday morning and before the crack of noon, they made me Life President!  I am now the proud recipient of a truly distinguished award, (albeit fictitious) however, are… Continue reading

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Roger remembers – May 2016

Roger Holmes

ROGER REMEMBERS –   In years gone by I was approached from time to time to take part on a judging panel for a  talent competition or something of that sort. Maybe it was because I did a bit of writing on entertainment matters, or possibly they were short of… Continue reading

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ROGER REMEMBERS – April 2016

Roger Holmes

ROGER REMEMBERS – April 2016   In the early 1970s a young lady called Jan Currey appeared on the Yorkshire club scene. Some readers may remember her. She was most attractive and had won the title of Miss Blackpool a few years earlier. Represented by A.T.S., Stanley & Michael Joseph,… Continue reading

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Our latest vox-pop style list – football

Our latest vox-pop style list gives an idea what part our national game of football plays in the lives of UK Cabaret subscribers. The Euro-finals are coming up and the nation’s obsession with the beautiful game will be heightened over the next few months. England’s fantastic away win in Germany… Continue reading

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Show People – Isabella Bliss

Q Can you tell us how you first ventured into show business? I had a love of old Hollywood musical movies . I adored the big sinning & dancing numbers & beautiful costumes . I’m not theatre or classically trained but when I discovered burlesque & went to see lots… Continue reading

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Austin Knight Funny Page March 2016

Had an emergency visit to A & E at the local hospital yesterday afternoon, because I’d accidentally swallowed two tablets that were inadvertently left on the table.  The doctor, (who was extremely perturbed with regard to my condition) immediately performed a stomach pump and subsequently retrieved an iPad and a… Continue reading

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ROGER REMEMBERS – March 2016

Roger Holmes

ROGER REMEMBERS –   One wonders if, amid all the lighting effects and volume, some of the polish and stagecraft has disappeared from our stages. Writing about Roy and Jackie Toaduff last time brought it  home to me just how smart their performance was. The way they came on, their… Continue reading

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Viccis view Feb 2016

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